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< Cheapy|> Reene: What I don't get is how they can be protected with such small clothing.
< Violist> yeah... you'd think a sword would knock off a breast with one swipe
< Cheapy|> "Even though I am showing roughly 85% of my skin, this bullet does nothing to me!"
< Reene> Cheapy|: They can't. But somehow despite the huge knockers they can evade everything?
< Cheapy|> Yes. The Huge Knockers have AC bonus of +5 and they cause displacement.

< kupior> The only reason anyone would ever need to be su on someone else's box would be to ensure Nethack works properly

< billnye> [joined #nethack on efnet by accident Xo ]
< billnye> they have a color topic and my eyes fell out.

< itsblah> now you must prepare for the menace of conduct games
< itsblah> lets start you off as atheist genoless wishless polyless polyselfless?
< fishbowl> i'll start with "polearm-less"

< Snpr> are there some benefits in accessing the castle with an instrument?
< _Q> Snpr: you can open and close the drawbridge
< sawtooth> yup, the castle meat grinder

< fishbowl> a twelfth spellbook of invisibility! Thanks Mars!!!

< Arcane> Watch my game. Tell me when you're ready to see one DEAD shopkeeper.
< fishbowl> with your AC9, LVL8 char
< fishbowl> this i gotta see
< itsblah> im ready to see one dead arkane
< cjfp> watching
< Arcane> Shit.
< Pio> ..uh oh
< fishbowl> I think i see a flaw in your plan.
< cjfp> what are you doing man!?
< Arcane> SINCE WHEN did shopkeepers have Wands of Lightning? >___<

* cjfp missed the pun because he isn't part of the mmorpg world
< itsblah> be glad you are not
< cjfp> why?
< itsblah> it draws you in like nethack
< cjfp> i can believe it
< itsblah> but you also get the added bonus of annoying asses

< Arcane> The succubus takes 3808 zorkmids for services rendered!
< Cheapy_> You just got laid, congrats!
< Arcane> 3808 gold pieces.
< Arcane> Overchargin' ho.

< Rodney> MadCow (Val Hum Fem Neu), 1934 points, killed by an elven arrow
< sawtooth> go team elven arrow!
< Violist> go team elvish chicks with big weapons! :)
< greycat> and green leather!