#1115

 
#1115 (-34) X July 10, 2013
Arafangion: dranger: It's freaky playing a game where you _recognize_ the gods and you are disgusted by them.
spazm: nethack is just like real life like that
spazm: the gods require BLOOD!
alphamale: You begin praying to God.
alphamale: You feel that God doesn't give a toss.
alphamale: YOu convert to Judaism!
spazm: that and whenever i sac a human demogorgon apears
spazm: jesus summons demogorgon! jesus attacks a stop beside you! jesus just misses!
Arafangion: alphamale: That'd hardly be Jewish.
spazm: jesus uses the touch of death! thankfully it didnt work
alphamale: I crown thee... Carpenter from Nazarene!
alphamale: Uh oh, the legionnaire wields the Spear of Longinus!
spazm: lol
alphamale: Fortunately for you, it didn't work.
spazm: spear of destiny, please
alphamale: spear of mint
greycat: spear of shake
spazm: you kill jesus! but wait... 3 days later his medallion begins to glow!
dranger: Jesus dies!
dranger: Ok, so he doesn't die.
spazm: #turn a-a potion of water, really turn a potion of water into booze? [ynq]
dranger: What do you want to eat? j - 5 loaves of bread
dranger: What do you want to eat? j - 5 loaves of bread
spazm: jesus starts game with water walking boots
dranger: The Jesus touches you! You can move around again.

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