<+ais523> oh, wait, I just remembered something, please let me have been awake at the time
<+ais523> yay, I was
< kerio> ...wat
<+ais523> I was stuck in a bunch of recursive dreams last night
<+ais523> one of them was particularly funny, so after I woke up I wrote down what I remembered
<+ais523> on my laptop
<+ais523> and it seems I was genuinely awake and writing it, rather than dreaming I wrote it, because the file was still there
<+ais523> you were in it
<+ais523> and you asked me in the dream to look at some fanfiction you wrote
< kerio> ...WAT
<+ais523> it was pretty hilariously bad, like fanfiction normally is; the strange thing is, it wasn't fanfiction /of/ anything in particular, so just fiction I guess?
<+ais523> the plot was about an evil empire who were forcing people to eat babies (can't get more evil than that!), and how they had some sort of mostly indestructible machine, which people were trying to hit with hammers, and eventually destroyed by dousing it in petrol
<+ais523> but it had the following awesome line in (which was a total nonsequitur): "the yellowshift reached banana-custard proportions"
< kerio> how many times do i have to say "wat"?
<+ais523> I don't know
<+ais523> I mean, I was pretty surprised too