< Eidolos> "You kill the rust monster! Your Staff of Aesculapius is protected by the layer of grease!" How about it's protected because it's made of WOOD?
< `Masque> But that's not true.
< `Masque> It's protected by the grease.
< Eidolos> Shut up. :(
< `Masque> And unaffected otherwise, but that's not a factor because your staff was all sticky and slimy, so the wood never knew.