<perryprog> I want a helm of helpful dragons. When I'm about to step into water, an ice dragon first summons in and blasts me and the water with ice. Thanks, I say, as it begins attacking me.
<perryprog> Turning to stone? A helpful yellow dragon appears, blasts you, and also starts trying to kill you.
<perryprog> Actually, that's more of a homing beacon or lightning rod than a helm.