< IanKeith> Ascend a sock.
< IanKeith> You smell!
< IanKeith> You smell!
< towo> A sock?
< IanKeith> Yeah, ascend a dirty sock!
< HiSPeed> IanKeith, dont forget about the new instadeath for socks : "You vanished after you were put into the washing machine"
< JordanAU> Who would your god be if you were a sock?
< greycat> the Dryer might be the Chaotic god...
< greycat> near as I can tell, the other choices would be the Foot, the Floor, or the Drawer
< IanKeith> All hail the Almighty Foot