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< Arseniy> When you see soldier ants and go, THAT's what I should train my unskilled knife on, you know you have good armour

<Furey> You feel like an evil coward for using a poisoned weapon. The poisoned dart hits Maud the invisible Lady! The poison was deadly...
<Furey> You feel like an evil coward for using a poisoned weapon. The dart hits Ken the Chevalier! The poison was deadly...
<Furey> Evil cowards get the job done.

<qt> uh how does this sequence work
<qt> The beholder's gaze makes you very sleepy... You meet the beholder's petrifying gaze! Your limbs are stiffening. You wake up.
<qt> how do you meet the beholder's petrifying gaze while asleep
<qt> can medusa stone you while you're asleep too?
<amateurhour> the player character doesn't have eyelids it is kind of tragic actually :(

<Furey> i'm trying to get to 18/** strength before astral
<ChrisE> Food is being served on board the planes.

<nabru> whenever you ctiricize gramar or spelling, you're going to make a mistake
<stenno> a great brainfuck program
<nabru> *criticize
<nabru> *grammar
<nabru> gosh!
<Umbire> citrusize
<aosdict> Umbire: I would like a spell that turns food into oranges please
<nabru> a spell that turns boulders into oranges
<aosdict> giant oranges
<aosdict> stone to citrus
<nabru> "You squeeze the giant orange. w - 43 potions of fruit juice"

<Furey> dang, revgeno'd 5 gray dragons, got 0 scales
<ChrisE> Please review your dragon experience on a scale from 0 to 5.

<cbus> oh, and how screwed am I with seriously abused alignment? :D
<amateurhour> not that screwed tbh ur quest leader can ask for artifact from u but u can just murder them the polis cant stop u
<cbus> any artifact or specific ones? :D
<amateurhour> the quest arti
<cbus> ah, can you teleport away or is murder the only way?
<cbus> I mean murder is not off the table but I prefer not to
<cbus> ^ that sentence out of context... ;D

<Furey> Lord Carnarvorn's star pupil is pounding the pond with a glaive.
<Furey> Now the star pupil is disrobing.
<Furey> ... and diving into the pond, spluttering, and diving in again. Repeatedly.
<Furey> Definitely has the makings of a tenure track professor.

<hackemslashem> So if I have "fingerless gloves", would it be fair to have them able to do ring damage (silver/mithril/etc), but also make players vulnerable to touching cockatrices? Seems pretty likely a finger would touch a c if you are attacking or wielding one.
<aosdict> if you are just using fingerless because you need a unique description, I'd say pick something else because I don't wish on anyone the headache of picking through assumptions that uarmg protects you from cockatrices
<hackemslashem> Yea they are something that splice had, but that was never dealt with. I agree, it's pretty canon to be protected from c while wearing gloves
<hackemslashem> Let's go with "archery gloves" instead
<hackemslashem> Maybe they give a nice bow-nus

< Gaelan> any good ways to get a forest centaur corpse off a throne? I'm satiated and it's too heavy to pick up
< Gaelan> could just wait out the food if nothing else
<@K2> it'll decompose eventually
< Andrio> Probably will have to wait then; IIRC it normally takes around 250 turns. If you're impatient you could teleport or polymorph it.
< Gaelan> doesn't take much time to type "250s" :)
< stenno> "it'll decompose eventually" is how i handle my IRL problems
< Gaelan> whelp, sat around, sat on the throne, all that happened was I lost a point of con
< Gaelan> that's what happens when you sit around for 250 turns I suppose