< Mortuis> Playing nethack is like my wife shopping
< Mortuis> have to try on everything
< Arafangion> What the heck is this?
< Arafangion> You see here a fox corpse. You see a centipede hatch.
< Arafangion> The later item.
< aioli> you saw a centipede egg hatch
< aioli> not like "batten down the centipede hatches"
< Pryon> New food alchemy. Fungus + egg == quorn
< Duke_> heh, I wonder how did all the soldiers from Castle barracs get into VoTD...
< Cheapy|> Easy, all soldiers go to Hell.
< Tek-69> a man walks into an armor shop, he looks at the shopkeeper an says "nice mimic" the shopkeeper say's "That's no mimic, THAT'S MY WIFE!".
< Tylinial> Yes they invented colour and extended ASCII for a reason... embrace change!
< sjdevnull> Says someone in #nethack
< lunameow> geek chicks dig guys who play nethack.
< Wolfechu> Especially ones who can get it up. The amulet, I mean.
< WEERD> playing locally is like watching porn when you COULD be having sex!
< Eidolos> "You kill the rust monster! Your Staff of Aesculapius is protected by the layer of grease!" How about it's protected because it's made of WOOD?
< `Masque> But that's not true.
< `Masque> It's protected by the grease.
< Eidolos> Shut up. :(
< `Masque> And unaffected otherwise, but that's not a factor because your staff was all sticky and slimy, so the wood never knew.
< Duke_> second in a row, yay
< `Masque> Okay, Duke. You've now ascended two characters while I've been looking for a sack.