< jocl> argh. What is it with all these dwarves killing my ponies?
< jocl> I'm going to need two some coconut shells to keep up the impression of being a knight
< PonyHater> huh?
< jocl> You've been bribing the dwarves, haven't you?
<@Izchak> Walkiry (Kni-Hum-Fem-Law), 1396 points, killed by a human mummy called DBlade
<@Izchak> Beeblebrx (Wiz-Hum-Mal-Neu), 1336 points, killed by a human mummy called DBlade
<@Izchak> ninnnu (Wiz-Elf-Mal-Cha), 619 points, killed by a human mummy called DBlade, while helpless
<@Izchak> Koston (Wiz-Elf-Fem-Cha), 4877 points, killed by a human mummy called DBlade, while helpless
<@Izchak> Jason (Bar-Hum-Mal-Neu), 1482 points, killed by a human mummy called DBlade
<+ais523> oh, wait, I just remembered something, please let me have been awake at the time
<+ais523> yay, I was
< kerio> ...wat
<+ais523> I was stuck in a bunch of recursive dreams last night
<+ais523> one of them was particularly funny, so after I woke up I wrote down what I remembered
<+ais523> on my laptop
<+ais523> and it seems I was genuinely awake and writing it, rather than dreaming I wrote it, because the file was still there
<+ais523> you were in it
<+ais523> and you asked me in the dream to look at some fanfiction you wrote
< kerio> ...WAT
<+ais523> it was pretty hilariously bad, like fanfiction normally is; the strange thing is, it wasn't fanfiction /of/ anything in particular, so just fiction I guess?
<+ais523> the plot was about an evil empire who were forcing people to eat babies (can't get more evil than that!), and how they had some sort of mostly indestructible machine, which people were trying to hit with hammers, and eventually destroyed by dousing it in petrol
<+ais523> but it had the following awesome line in (which was a total nonsequitur): "the yellowshift reached banana-custard proportions"
< kerio> how many times do i have to say "wat"?
<+ais523> I don't know
<+ais523> I mean, I was pretty surprised too
< FoxXF1R3> helm of brilliance worth a wish or should I wait for a good helm to come along?
< kerio> FoxXF1R3: if at any point in time you find yourself considering wishing for a HoB, then it means that you're doing something horribly wrong with your life
< ishanyx> kerio, what if you're an orc wiz?
< kerio> ishanyx: ...then it means that you're doing something horribly wrong with your life
<blackcustard> what. in. the. fuck. it starts OUT as an article about UI design ... and then "it is difficult to accept that these are simply contemporary expressions of the Bauhaus (modernist) philosophy". it's like the author got bored half way through and a literary critic finished for him
< ISF____> "blessed ring of levitation" will be enough?
< ChrisS67> of course
< ChrisS67> but you forgot fixed
< Grunt> blessed greased fixed
< Grunt> <_<
< ISF____> (i mean, is the name correct?)
< ChrisS67> +5
< ChrisS67> ring of levitation ,yes
< TruePika> burning
< Grunt> thoroughly blessed very greased fixed burning ring of levitation of spinach
< TruePika> of spinach
< skylord5816> set of
< ISF____> "blessed greased fixed ring of levitation"
< skylord5816> fireproof burnt
< TruePika> named gravitybane
< blackcustard> depends on what you mean by "improving gameplay"
< blackcustard> if you want to make the game easier/harder/less typo sensitive/less stupidity sensitive/even out the difficultly curve/more newb friendly
< ais523> blackcustard: then play explore mode, un, ace, TAS, spork, and robotfindskitten respectively?
< blackcustard> ais523: well done XD
<coppro> !lastgame blasthardcheese
<Unrodney> coppro: incorrect usage, ask for help using 'Unrodney: help lastgame'
<coppro> !help lastgame
<Unrodney> coppro: no help
<coppro> yes. yes you are.
<coppro> although I can report stth's shk bug too
<coppro> since I also had minetown bones
<ais523> bones-triggered?
<coppro> the shopkeepers where there and some even appeared to still be aware of their shops (wouldn't let me in with pickaxes) but wouldn't do all behavior (wouldn't tell me not to come in with a pick)
<kerio> ais523: obvious quick fix: don't save bones if there's a shop on the level
<ais523> that has kind-of insane balance implications
<ais523> so does zombie shopkeepers, but that's easier to explain :)
<kerio> quick fix: prevent death if there's a shop on the level
<ais523> I didn't even think of that one
<kerio> i might be joking
<ais523> now I'm having problems seriously considering it because it's so ridiculou
<ais523> but if I can't seriously consider it, how can I reject it?
<kerio> But wait! The shopkeeper begins to glow! You feel much better. The shopkeeper crumbles to dust!
<+GruntBot> dentarthurdent (Cav Dwa Fem Law), 690 points, zombified by a kobold zombie
<+GruntBot> dentarthurdent reaches #190 on the top 2000 list.
< Dentarthur> Great, now I'm a mindless brute with no goals in life but to smash and eat stuff.
< Dentarthur> and ALSO a zombie.