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<jmr> just dont get werefoo'd
<jmr> the infamous werefood, hotdog by day, but at night... a bagel!

<stumbly> I use ex-gfs for pet names, but i'm demented.
<raxvulpine> "You kick Susan! Susan yelps!"
<stumbly> You have a sad feeling for a moment, but then it passes.... true

Arafangion: dranger: It's freaky playing a game where you _recognize_ the gods and you are disgusted by them.
spazm: nethack is just like real life like that
spazm: the gods require BLOOD!
alphamale: You begin praying to God.
alphamale: You feel that God doesn't give a toss.
alphamale: YOu convert to Judaism!
spazm: that and whenever i sac a human demogorgon apears
spazm: jesus summons demogorgon! jesus attacks a stop beside you! jesus just misses!
Arafangion: alphamale: That'd hardly be Jewish.
spazm: jesus uses the touch of death! thankfully it didnt work
alphamale: I crown thee... Carpenter from Nazarene!
alphamale: Uh oh, the legionnaire wields the Spear of Longinus!
spazm: lol
alphamale: Fortunately for you, it didn't work.
spazm: spear of destiny, please
alphamale: spear of mint
greycat: spear of shake
spazm: you kill jesus! but wait... 3 days later his medallion begins to glow!
dranger: Jesus dies!
dranger: Ok, so he doesn't die.
spazm: #turn a-a potion of water, really turn a potion of water into booze? [ynq]
dranger: What do you want to eat? j - 5 loaves of bread
dranger: What do you want to eat? j - 5 loaves of bread
spazm: jesus starts game with water walking boots
dranger: The Jesus touches you! You can move around again.

Rodney: dormammu (Bar Orc Fem Cha), 925 points, poisoned by a rotted small mimic corpse
dormammu: is really awful at this game, heh.
SomeoneElseYes: Don't eat corpses more than 50 turns old.
dormammu: Of course, I suppose it's my fault for eating that rotted corpse.
Dentarthurdent_: "You can't resist the temptation to mimic a dead adventurer."

azgor: Hmm... the castle tune appears to be FAGGG. I wonder if the rng is trying to tell me something.

<Rodney> longone (Mon Hum Mal Cha), 125966 points, petrified by a cockatrice corpse
<SomeoneElseYes> Cockatrice death.
<Eidolos> Now he's long AND hard

<ArtBell> The magic-absorbing blade probes Juiblex! You kill Juiblex!
<ArtBell> poor Jubilex
<n54> that's not nice... ;_;
<ArtBell> he didnt even want me to be his friend
<ArtBell> I tried Charm Monster
<ArtBell> :(
<n54> oh, not peaceful?
<ArtBell> I whapped him with a cockatrice
<ArtBell> since it doesnt effect him I thought he'd just giggle.
<mtffm> ??potion of healing
<ArtBell> it was just a joke
<ArtBell> but he got all pissy
<ArtBell> so I had to kill him
<ArtBell> :(

<Dentarthurdent_> f - a big stick (weapon in hand).
<Dentarthurdent_> #chat
<Dentarthurdent_> You speak softly.

<hacken> tiles make baby jesus cry

<freeone3000> I found a pancake. Lying on the floor. In a place called The Dungeons of Doom.
<freeone3000> And I'm going to eat it.