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#877 + (-47) - X July 10, 2013
<braindancer> dracony: next item should be an eyepatch that makes you see all gold on the level and changes all messages you get to pirate speak
<_Masque> braindancer: Now THAT is a GOOD idea.
* _Masque &
<SpeedEvil> braindancer: New B: parrot.
<dracony> whats pirate speak?
<braindancer> arr
<dracony> oh
<braindancer> a voice booms out 'shiver ye timbers mortal' -more-
<braindancer> kos is displeased
 
#876 (-44) X July 10, 2013
<Exedor> a wave of psychic energy pours over me
<Exedor> he's getting closer
<Exedor> it locks on to my latent telepathy
<sjdevnull> They are not that tough to kill, but if they hit you it really sucks.
 
#875 (-44) X July 10, 2013
<Rodney> nailbunny (Wiz Hum Mal Neu), 6879 points, killed by a winter wolf, while helpless
<nailbunny> ...
<nailbunny> note to self: sleep rays bounce
 
#873 (-16) X July 10, 2013
<Shabby^> You wrest one last charge from the worn-out wand.--More--
<Shabby^> For what do you wish? a blessed rustproof +2 helm of brilliance
<GreyPaladin> Shabby^: bored?
<Shabby^> obsessed.
<Shabby^> Your helm of brilliance named Helm #18 violently glows silver for a while, then
<Shabby^> evaporates.--More--
 
#872 (-41) X July 10, 2013
<zid> cool my holy water is blessed
<mucknert> Heh.
<tomp> uhhh, holy water is always blessed, it's blessed water
<mucknert> Blessed holy water would be a funny thing to see. ;)
<Jove_> Now with TWICE the uncursing power. It's Blessed Holy Water(tm). Available at fine temples near you.
<fontp> like twice baked potatos
<fontp> this water is so holy, it will cure your MOTHER's lycanthropy!
<Jove_> Refried beans.
<tomp> unless you mother is chaotic of course...
 
#871 (-40) X July 10, 2013
<lorimer> new subject: boobies
<Eidolos> I seriously doubt Rodney would use a constant rng seed.
<`Masque> The source would doubt that too.
<Eidolos> I didn't feel like loading up the ole browser. :)
<lorimer> BOOBIES
<lorimer> firm, round boobies the size of canteloupes
<Eidolos> Lorimer makes an interesting point.
<ZenMasterJG> shouldnt it use the length of @arg in rand() instead of just @arg?
<lorimer> going bugejabugejabugejabugeja
<GreyKnight> Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to learn more.
<lorimer> ZenMasterJG: boobies
* ZenMasterJG gets distracted by boobies.
 
#870 (-30) X July 10, 2013
<Nerull> ?? it burns
<GreyKnight> Nerull: you have spicy food last night?
 
#869 (-41) X July 10, 2013
<__bryce> Did some research yesterday;
<__bryce> apparently the word "cornuthaum" was made up - but it does make sense.
<rain> The etymology
<__bryce> Yes.
<rain> Pretty interesting
<rain> "Hey guys, what's a fancy way to say 'pointy wizard hat?'"
 
#868 (-23) X July 8, 2013
< dogfish> How do you think a wand of striking works? I imagine a flying wand physically hitting people
< bobdaduck> I imagine it being like, extendy bendy. Like rubber. And it reaches out and whacks them and then retracts
 
#867 (-37) X July 8, 2013
<theRaisse> The scroll turns to dust as you pick it up. The scroll called scare will cost you 100 zorkmids. The hair on the back of your neck stands up.

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