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#646 (-33) X March 15, 2013
< blindcoder> There are 13176 brown pudding corpses here; sacrifice one? [ynq] (n)
< blindcoder> that must be new record
< sawtooth> what kind of farming bot is that? :)
< blindcoder> a crazy one
< sawtooth> trying to make compost?
 
#645 (-45) X March 15, 2013
< Cheapy_> Farming is like smoking. All the cool kids do it. Then they die becuase of a black substance...
 
#644 (-36) X March 15, 2013
< Tsingi> Pudding farmers should have to clean up the level before they leave.
< rast> and by "leave", you mean "die"?
< Tsingi> Pudding farmer is harmful to the dungeon environment and leaves an unsightly mess.
 
#643 (-18) X March 15, 2013
< jhaig> 'You consume homemade goblin.' What sort of home is that???
 
#642 (108) X March 15, 2013
< Irashtar> p - an uncursed amulet of strangulation (being worn).
< Irashtar> what use is that?
< Irashtar> should I take it off?
< rast> ... yes
< bclewis> it depends on if you want to be strangled or not.
 
#641 (-28) X March 15, 2013
< bclewis> You feel a strange vibration under your feet.
< paxed> ah, the massage pad. you lucky sod.
* bclewis looks for an incubus
* IanKeith looks for batteries, just in case.
* greycat tried changing the batteries in the VS once, using this book he found... WOW, that's quite a battery compartment!
 
#640 (-30) X March 15, 2013
< IanKeith> Ascend a sock.
< IanKeith> You smell!
< IanKeith> You smell!
< towo> A sock?
< IanKeith> Yeah, ascend a dirty sock!
< HiSPeed> IanKeith, dont forget about the new instadeath for socks : "You vanished after you were put into the washing machine"
< JordanAU> Who would your god be if you were a sock?
< greycat> the Dryer might be the Chaotic god...
< greycat> near as I can tell, the other choices would be the Foot, the Floor, or the Drawer
< IanKeith> All hail the Almighty Foot
 
#639 (-43) X March 15, 2013
< Tsingi> rangers are fun, never taken one far though.
< Tsingi> they get Diana?
< greycat> no, just her bow.
 
#638 (16) X March 15, 2013
< IanKeith> You fall into a pit! There is a pit here.
< IanKeith> Well, gee.
< IanKeith> Thanks.
 
#637 (-7) X March 15, 2013
< IanKeith> If a spellbook is blessed, does that mean I have a better chance of learning it?
< Mucknert> IanKeith: it's 100% in that case
< IanKeith> I like those odds.

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