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< scorchgeek> I can't advance in matter spells :D
< billnye> I guess maybe they...
< billnye> don't matter *sunglasses*

<Drjebus> Something is engraved here on the headstone.
<Drjebus> You read: "xaiph, killed by strangulation".
<Drjebus> What do you want to put on? [NPV or ?*]
<Drjebus> It constricts your throat!
<Drjebus> V - an amulet of strangulation (being worn).
<Drjebus> You find it hard to breathe.
<Drjebus> You can't. It is cursed.
<Drjebus> Something is engraved here on the headstone.
<Drjebus> You read: "xaiph, killed by strangulation".
<Drjebus> Your knapsack cannot accommodate any more items.
<Drjebus> You're gasping for air.
<Drjebus> You can no longer breathe.
<Drjebus> Something is engraved here on the headstone.
<Drjebus> You read: "xaiph, killed by strangulation".
<Drjebus> Your knapsack cannot accommodate any more items.
<Drjebus> You're turning blue.
<Drjebus> Something is engraved here on the headstone.
<Drjebus> You read: "xaiph, killed by strangulation".
<Drjebus> Your knapsack cannot accommodate any more items.
<Drjebus> You suffocate.

< blackcustard> !learn del book_of_war_chants[3]
< Rodney> I can't seem to find 'book_of_war_chants' in my dictionary.
< rawrmage> blackcustard: ooops!
< blackcustard> !learn add war_chants[2] {book_of_war_chants[2]}
< Rodney> Term war_chants[2][1] successfully added.
< blackcustard> okay i can't do this right.
< BlastHardcheese> wat
< blackcustard> !!!
< blackcustard> oooo
< blackcustard> i see the problem
< blackcustard> ...
< blackcustard> this isn't crawl
< blackcustard> and Rodney isn't henzell

< nicfer> ??the lid slams open then falls shit
< nicfer> oops

< Talk> start menu?
...
< xiella> Talk: there's a button you click to open programs.
< Talk> ?????
...
< Talk> ok now i cant see you....
< GreenWolf> that's your start menu

-!- Guest73462 [~soren@96.230.120.71] has joined #nethack
< Guest73462> anyone know a good way to makke ms visual c++ have a buffer overflow
< Nomiisama> these noobs....
< Nomiisama> nethack?
< Rodney> NetHack is a game. Read the join message, ferchrissake.
< Ssyn> lolol
-!- Guest73462 is now known as scorchgeek
* scorchgeek late April Fools's you
< scorchgeek> XD
< Muad> scorchgeek, :)

< clemux> Pepe: g+direction
< clemux> more conservative than ctrl
< Pepe> What the heck is a g
< ChrisS67> it's a letter
< clemux> lol
< scorchgeek> XD
< ChrisS67> comes after f

< ais523> well, I suspect we'll have to drop the xorn corpse

< Pepe> fuck
< Pepe> mind flayer
< irina> no, I'd rather not fuck a mind flayer, thank you.

< tebo> weird
< tebo> im ...damn..well..itd be hilarious
< tebo> well...im always watching porn....I dont think this nurse is gonna explode tho
< tebo> wait whats that got to do with it
< tebo> nevermind
< tebo> please dont kill me
< tebo> good idea...ok...im done..im gonna eat spaghettios
< scorchgeek> what are you on? :P
< tebo> hey yall ever ate ..OH WIAT THIS ISNT OFFTOPIC CHANNEL
< tebo> shat shat ashat
< tebo> I have speed boots and potions of 40 or so beers
< tebo> but im wearing socks...weird....they mustve cursed me. hello scorch.
< blackcustard> ... ???
< scorchgeek> ^^
< Paiev> o_O judasasparagus
< tebo> I should play nethack. I have to start playing nethack again....I hacksawed my ps2
< Nomiisama> ...